A man apparently tried to feel up a concrete mixer since he suspicion it was a woman’s bottom.
A clip showed the prime man rubbing up against the steel for a few seconds before he realised his mistake.
The man, who had a Scottish accent, incited to the person filming and said: ‘I suspicion it was a bird, mate.’
The filmer, who was laughing, replied: ‘You suspicion it was a bird?’
To which the man said: ‘Aye, I’ve not got smarts mate. we f****** suspicion we was rubbing her a***.’
The man then simply shrugged his shoulders like it was no big deal.
The cameraman was still in stitches yet and added: ‘Get her pumped.’ Whatever that means.