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You can now dress your penis up for Halloween with a jazzy knitted cock sock

You can now dress your penis up for Halloween with a jazzy knitted cock sock
Picture: Getty – Cam Soda

You know the feeling.

You’re all dressed up for Halloween, when you realize a certain someone feels a bit left out of the fun.

That someone, of course, is your penis. Your underdressed, uncostumed penis.

Sure, you could draw some fangs on it and call it a vampenis, but that just doesn’t feel special enough.

Finally, there’s an alternative.

Sexy webcam height Camsoda is now selling a operation of snazzy knitted hosiery for your penis. Also famous as penis puppets. They’re perfect for Halloween.

You can now dress your penis up for Halloween with a jazzy knitted cock sock
(Picture: Camsoda)

‘Now, even guys who are “too cool” or diffident to dress up for the holiday will be means to applaud in character and do their own pretence or treating with their penis,’ reads the product description.

The operation includes puppets to spin your dick into a watermelon, a shark, a snake, an elephant, and even a vampire (for some reason, Camsoda has not used that ‘vampenis’ branding we mentioned earlier).

You can now dress your penis up for Halloween with a jazzy knitted cock sock
Snake peen. (Picture: Camsoda)
You can now dress your penis up for Halloween with a jazzy knitted cock sock
A reindeer peen for Christmas (Picture: Camsoda)
You can now dress your penis up for Halloween with a jazzy knitted cock sock
Dracula peen. (Picture: Camsoda)

You can cocktail ’em on as your categorical costume, or keep the cock hosiery dark from perspective to subtly applaud scary season.

And thankfully, the palm done puppets come in two sizes – standard, which should fit many penises, and XL for the intensely well-endowed – and are all stretchable to fit your peen to perfection. Lovely.

You can now dress your penis up for Halloween with a jazzy knitted cock sock
(Picture: Camsoda)

The best bit all? There’s no reason these puppets have to be just for Halloween.

The lizard design, for example, could be worn year-round.

If you imagination preordering one, you can take your collect by Camsoda.

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