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The King of Pop isn’t passed after all – he’s been pushing around America

The King of Pop isn't passed after all - he's been pushing around America
(Picture: @gossipgrill/Twitter)

This is not Michael Jackson.

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Michael Jackson is substantially still very dead. But his doppleganger is alive and pushing around the US right now.

Sergio Cortés is the ABSOLUTE SPITTING IMAGE of MJ.

And when Twitter user and online buffoon Lourdes (not the Queen of Pop’s daughter) uploaded a selfie of him, sanctimonious that he was her boyfriend, people started to remove their heads.

Seriously, come on:

 

The King of Pop isn't passed after all - he's been pushing around America
(Picture: Dave Hogan/Getty Images)

IT’S THE SAME FRIGGIN’ GUY.

This is my photo that is present on social networks and news these days.

A post shared by Sergio Cortés (@sergiocortesparra) on Sep 23, 2017 at 11:56am PDT

 

BOYFRIEND OR NO BOYFRIEND, THIS IS A LOT

WE NEED ANSWERS

And if it is him, then Twitter is also here to yield authorised advice

WHAT IS HAPPENING?

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