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Ladies, tomorrow is the womanlike chronicle of Steak and Blowjob Day: Chicken and Licking Day

Ladies, tomorrow is the womanlike Steak and Blowjob Day: Chicken and Licking Day
Will this be you tomorrow night? (Picture: Getty)

Ladies, if you suspicion Steak and BJ day was sexist, never fear – there’s a day generally for women called ‘Chicken and Licking Day’.

Your tough work currently will be rewarded, when it’s time for your man to prepare up some duck and uh, get licking.

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Upon finding the existence of this day, the newsroom had the following comments to make.

‘Why do women only get chicken, but the men get steak?’

‘Licking…that’s a bit graphic, isn’t it?’

‘Do the men have to prepare the duck or can they get divided with a discount bucket from KFC?’

Ladies, tomorrow is the womanlike Steak and Blowjob Day: Chicken and Licking Day
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The date varies, according to where you demeanour – for some, it’s the day after Steak and BJ Day – so Wednesday 15 March. Others contend it’s the following week, on 21 March.

According to the page promotion the day as holding place tomorrow, the ladies who get treated to ‘chicken and licking’ will only get it ‘if your beef and BJ is good enough’.

Comments on the page embody ‘Scott it’s currently so get some duck out freezer x’, showing that there are people out there who take the day seriously.

For many, Chicken and Licking Day is a possibility for men to show their adore and ‘lick your chick’.

So if you’d like some tips on how to celebrate, here’s Metro.co.uk’s masturbation archive, with a operation of tips on how to give and accept better orgasms.

However, if this day isn’t for you, there are other ways you can show your lady some love.

14 Apr is Cake and Cunnilingus Day, where women are invited to ‘lie back and fill on chocolate sand cake’ while your lover….well, you can theory the rest.

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