What’s better than Christmas? Orgasms at Christmas, of course.
And here’s your possibility for adults-only party (although we don’t suggest orgasming in public).
Durex is hosting a pop-up Grown-Up Grotto for one night only on 6 Dec at London cocktail bar Tonight Josephine.
Fitting, deliberation that Londoners have the many orgasms.
To symbol their latest Durex range, Intense, the event’s thesis is ‘well behaved women don’t make history’.
What’s on offer you ask? Good question.
Sex consultant Alix Fox will be streamer up Ms Claus’ cabin to palm out grown-up gifts from Santa’s pouch and you can take a spin on the Durex ‘Squeal of Fortune’ where an elfin will let you know if you’re nice, naughty, or very naughty.
Love Island fans can meet 2017 couple Gabby and Marcel, who will be visiting the grotto from 6.30-8.30pm to take selfies.
One attendee will get the possibility to win Mr and Mrs Smith vouchers for a disagreeable weekend away.
Oh, and the first 20 people by the pathway will accept a VIP goody bag, including the full Durex Intense operation and a preference of gratifying treats. And you can get a free cocktail of your choice.
Everyone else will be means to revisit Ms Claus, where they will accept a voluptuous Christmas present.
One thing’s for sure: you won’t leave dissatisfied.
Just don’t go ransacking Ms Claus’ pouch but permission (ahem).
Key information about the Grown-Up Grotto
What: A grown-up grotto by Durex
When: 6 December, 5-11pm
Where: Tonight Josephine, 111 Waterloo Road, London, SE1 8UL
Who: You must be 21+ to enter