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15 people exhibit the misfortune thing someone has pronounced to them during sex

15 people exhibit the misfortune thing someone has pronounced to them during sex
What no one wants to hear (Picture: Ella Byworth for Metro.co.uk)

We all like compliments.

Especially if they come while we’re exposed and trying the best.

11 people exhibit the misfortune thing that’s happened to them during sex

Sadly, when humans are concentrating on getting their rocks off or are recently ‘spent’, they have a bent to contend the first thing that comes into their head.

We’ve all listened of honeyed nothings but the following are the accurate conflicting of that.

Today, 15 people exhibit the misfortune thing someone has pronounced to them mid-bone (or immediately after). Some of these may leave you wanting to cry into your pillow.

1. Pillow talk

Simone:

After a successful Tinder date, we went back with the man – we had sex, and thereafter we joked, ‘Best first date ever.’

To which he replied, ‘Best last date ever.’

So that was that.

15 people exhibit the misfortune thing someone has pronounced to them during sex
(Picture: Getty)

2. Love bubbles

Sally:

He stroked my face. Looked me in the eye and said, ‘Bloop, bloop, bloop – adore bubbles.’

Immediately after he asked if he could put it up my arse.

3. High praise

Neal:

‘That was s***.’

It wouldn’t have been that bad, only we was in a backpacker’s dorm at the time and my friends all heard.

I’ve never lived it down.

4. Confidence booster

Carly:

‘I can’t trust we haven’t had sex for 4 weeks!’

We had, a couple of times, he just didn’t remember.

15 people exhibit the misfortune thing someone has pronounced to them during sex
(Picture: Ella Byworth for Metro.co.uk)

5. Keeping it in the family

Joe:

‘Sorry, we have to stop. You remind me of my sister.’

I don’t know what was worse. Her meditative we looked like a girl, or her watchful until we were totally exposed to make the announcement.

6. Soul destroying

Gillian:

Do you mind not looking at me. I’m trying to concentrate.

7. The ultimate lothario

Dan:

‘Don’t lift that face. It creates you demeanour like Mr Bean.’

Which was accompanied by so much wild delight we had to stop.

In her defence, we do kind of demeanour like Mr Bean.

15 people exhibit the misfortune thing someone has pronounced to them during sex

8. Disconcerting

Sam:

Timed with my thrusts…

‘Don’t come in me, don’t come in me, don’t come in me… Come in me!’

9. Harsh words

Charlie:

I fell defunct post one-night mount only to be jarred awake…

‘Wake up and make me come, or f*** off.’

I had no choice. we woke up and got the pursuit done.

10. Keep the sound down

Shane:

A girl once asked me because we was being so noisy. That was embarrassing.

11. Compliments, compliments…

Robert:

‘I’ve overtly never seen balls so tiny.’

15 people exhibit the misfortune thing someone has pronounced to them during sex
(Picture: Liberty Antonia Sadler for Metro.co.uk)

12. Scientifically impossible

Bertha:

‘I consider we just wee’d in you.’

It was with my first boyfriend. We had to stop so we could Google either that was even possible.

13. Talk unwashed to me

Ella:

‘Do you mind if we go on top – you’re pulling on my stomach and we had a curry earlier.’

14. Love sick

Cheryl:

‘I’m gonna be sick.’

As he pronounced the word ‘sick’, his anticipation came true. He was on top.

Boy Vomiting
It was all going so good (Picture: Getty)

15. 1-star review

James:

In Faliraki…

‘Without a doubt, that’ll go down as one of the top 5 misfortune shags of my whole life.’

When we protested…

‘You can’t overtly consider that was good! What’s wrong with you?’

A man doesn’t redeem simply from such a bad review.

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