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Starbucks baristas hatred the new Unicorn Frappuccinos and are losing it online

Starbucks baristas hatred the new Unicorn Frappuccinos and are losing it online
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You may have listened that Starbucks are now doing Unicorn Frappuccinos.

As if PSLs weren’t simple enough, the coffee sequence has now motionless to cash in on the unicorn disturb that just won’t go divided (although we wish it would).

There’s a whole bucket of sugar in those Starbucks Unicorn Frappuccinos

People have left insane for them.

But while kidults everywhere rejoiced at ruining nonetheless another food object with their ridiculous need for splendid colours and sparkles, baristas have been toll their hands in despair.

They are not here for Unicorn Frappuccinos.

‼️ NEW #UNICORNFRAPPUCCINO AT @STARBUCKS ‼️🦄😍 🙌🏼 Its season form builds with every sip, from honeyed to sour! It’s a pink, mango, creme @frappuccino 🍦 with immature blue drizzle, and surfaced with pinkish and blue sprinkles. @paulsfoodhaul ✨ 🦄🙌🏼🌈 #lafoodjunkie

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No, they f*cking hatred them.

One barista called Braden kicked off the online UF hatred by uploading a now-deleted diatribe about how awful it is to make them, final with the message: ‘PLEASE DON’T GET IT’.

And given then, other Starbucks works have piled in.

Wednesday – the day the drinks were expelled – was the misfortune day ever to be a Starbucks barista

People just wouldn’t stop grouping them

It was like no other splash existed

When you have the right team, the stupidity doesn’t exist. #iloveyou #unicorn #sbux #tobeapartner @starbucks #doyouevenblend #duh #yasss #treseme @bianca.cheyenne96 @kokonutani

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And even yet people knew what the baristas were going through

They still continued to order them like they didn’t give a sh*t

One barista even got unicorn blood all over his hands

First day of unicorn frappacino #tobeapartner #partnerproblems #unicornblood #theunicornstrangler #baristalife #baristaproblems

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Turns out, Unicorn Frappucinos aren’t done from enchanting ingredients…

…they’re just done from baristas’ tears

So ready to see a barista cry if you sequence one.

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