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Dude celebrates his one year anniversary of getting banned from Yelp for posting ridiculous reviews

Dude celebrates his anniversary of getting banned from Yelp for posting ridiculous reviews
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Review websites are just asking for some smart alec to come along and write something troll-like.

People who use them all consider they’re undiscovered AA Gills, honourable of a height for their bad banter.

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But Yelp has had adequate of people holding the piss and have actually banned users from contributing.

Users like Chris Stephens, who this week distinguished his one year anniversary of getting kicked off Yelp.

He got barred for his ridiculous reviews which all infrequently seemed to centre around toothpaste.

Of the McDonald’s in Tujunga, California, he wrote: ‘This place STINKS. Such a bummer, we was so vehement for it too! we woke up, brushed my teeth for a plain 10 mins then rushed over.

‘Here’s the thing: all at this McDonald’s TASTES. LIKE. TOOTHPASTE. The fries, the burger, even the sodey pop! we don’t know how they did it.’

At Olive Garden, he claimed to have the same issue.

After brushing his teeth for half an hour, all tasted like toothpaste.

‘Neverending breadsticks? Yeah, that’s good if you like toothpaste bread. Ugh, and the pasta? That things tastes just like toothpaste. It feels so good to finally know because everybody’s always making fun of this place.’

Now, this competence all sound like bad discuss to you (and me and anyone with a genuine clarity of humour), but Twitter honestly seems to be shopping it.

There were forged comparisons

From people who apparently didn’t have a lot going on

And who just lapped it up

Even yet it wasn’t that humorous to start with

We’re with Yelp.

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