Screw that New Year’s fortitude to anathema beige food. You weren’t going to hang to it anyway, and now there’s a pursuit on the line.
BM is on the hunt for a duck gob connoisseur.
Yep, they’re sport down someone who’d be really, really good at eating duck nuggets.
The role will embody eating a garland of duck nuggets from the bonus brand, both fresh and solidified (don’t worry, you can prepare them first), and providing feedback.
Ideal before knowledge listed includes getting a 20 share box of McDonald’s nuggets and eating them all yourself and going to an eventuality or party since there’s free food.
Which may sound all dreamy. You’re rethinking your whole five-year career plan, right?
Well, before you get carried away, we have to contend that this pursuit isn’t quite as smashing as it seems.
While you will get to eat nuggets, it won’t really do as a full-time position. It’s a proxy role, and you won’t be given adequate hours to make a living.
Oh, and instead of getting paid, you’ll just be given a £25 document any month with which to buy food from their internal BM, which they’ll then ambience and try.
Not really a pursuit then, is it? It’s some-more of a proffer gig involving free food.
That food won’t always be duck nuggets, despite the pursuit title. The inventory also mentions a passion for ‘a fish finger sandwich’ and references tasting a ‘range of products’, which creates us consider that the ideal claimant will be taste-testing all kinds of food. It’s almost like they focused on duck nuggets to captivate us all in…
BM says the event is ‘rare’, but honestly, we’re suspicious. If you’re only promulgation out a £25 document any month, there’s not much to stop the code from employing mixed people. So if you’re picked we don’t consider you’ll feel all that special or valued.
If nothing of this puts you off (which is satisfactory enough. You do get to enjoy free food now and then if you get it), you can request online by uploading a divide explaining because you merit the opportunity, highlighting any applicable practice you have.
Or you could always stay with your correct profitable pursuit then buy all the duck nuggets you could presumably enterprise – but the need to send anyone your thoughts when you’d really rather just loll on the sofa. Just an idea.