Laura Simpson has claimed that Wayne Rooney is ‘hung like an ogre’, according to a new report.
It has been purported that Simpson done the confidant claims on Twitter when she was quizzed about her inauspicious night with the Everton striker progressing this year.
Laura, 29, who has given seemed on morning TV show This Morning to speak about her night with Rooney, which resulted in him getting arrested by police for being over the limit.
She reportedly pronounced that Rooney had ‘tekkers’ and dubbed him Shrek.
The span met on a night out and Rooney, 31, was arrested for splash pushing at 2am after being pulled over at the circle of Laura’s VW Beetle.
Rooney has given been banned from pushing for two years and was slapped with a £320,000 excellent from the Premier League club.
Simpson was reportedly enchanting in a Twitter sprees but has given deleted the posts.
When asked because she was getting to know Rooney, Simpson reportedly said: ‘Shrek has got tekkers.’
Then she was asked: ‘Was he hung like a hamster or an ogre?’
To which she replied: ‘Like an ogre.’
The tweets were then deleted with Laura claiming that the tweets were posted by a crony who had managed to get hold of her phone.
Laura Simpson posted an unresponsive twitter about splash pushing – clearly making light of the Wayne Rooney scandal.
Laura, who shot to celebrity when held pity a float home with Wayne Rooney, who incited out to be over the splash drive limit, shared an picture of 3 drinks from her night out with the caption: ‘Don’t splash and drive.’
The inapt summary was after deleted, and in its place was an reparation – of sorts – as Laura blamed the whole occurrence on someone else.
She wrote: ‘I deleted the very unresponsive twitter that my crony suspicion was humorous at the time…obviously wasn’t, apologies #verystupidstory.’
I deleted the very unresponsive twitter that my crony suspicion was humorous at the time…obviously it wasn’t, apologies #verystupidstory 😔
— Laura Simpson (@LSimps10) Oct 21, 2017
Yea couldn’t conflict when she left her phone on the table…I could have put something distant worse to be satisfactory ha ha 😂 https://t.co/gxmvrKO1HJ
— jordan ramsden (@JordanHRamsden) Oct 21, 2017
Her crony Jordan seemed to accept the blame, replying: ‘Couldn’t conflict when she left her phone on the table…I could have put something distant worse to be satisfactory haha.’
While some didn’t trust the story that someone else was behind the post, one supporter tweeted Jordan: ‘Didn’t consider of the repercussions then?’
He then foolishly replied: ‘Jokes shouldn’t have repercussions but apparently they do.’
In another ill-thought-out tweet, Laura also bragged about not meaningful her Highway Code, which is a authorised requirement and can lead to fines, points or suspension if not adhered to. Strangely, that twitter has nonetheless to be deleted.
She wrote: ‘Been pushing eleven years and the only highway signs we know are speed limit, give way, cranky roads and no entry.’
Been pushing eleven years and the only highway signs we know are speed limit, give way, cranky roads and no entrance 😀
— Laura Simpson (@LSimps10) Oct 20, 2017
Meanwhile, Coleen Rooney has been making jokes of her own – tantalizing herself over having so many holidays a year.
After confronting critique for hopping on nonetheless another plane, she tweeted: ‘7th Holiday??? ….. we suspicion it was some-more than that!!’
7th Holiday??? 🤔….. we suspicion it was some-more than that!! Half term with the kids…. wish you all enjoy yours make lots of fun memories 😘
— Coleen Rooney (@ColeenRoo) Oct 19, 2017
It’s accepted Wayne will be staying in the UK training while Coleen holidays in the disdainful Sandy Lane Hotel on the island. A source told The Sun: ‘She is still very angry at Wayne but she doesn’t see because she or the children should suffer.
‘She doesn’t really wish to leave Wayne at home as she feels like she can’t trust him. But she doesn’t really wish to go on holiday with him either.’