Ever been on the Central Line and suspicion that the chair upholstery would make a decent conform motif?
No, us neither.
But the pattern folk at Adidas have a keener eye for impulse that the normal Joe and so they’ve just brought out a new sneaker desirous by old Berlin ride seats.
And you know what? They’re flattering epic.
The ‘EQT Support 93/Berlin’ is being expelled on 16 Jan at the Adidas flagship store in Mitte and at Overkill in Kreuzberg, and there’ll only be 500 pairs – they’re that much of a singular edition.
Oh, and these trainers also come with a year’s free pass for Berlin’s open transport, current from 16 Jan to 31 Dec 2018.
Pairs will go for €180 (£160) – so they’re worth it just for the pass alone.
But you know that eBay will be inventory them for 5 times that volume within a few mins of the sneakers going live.
Adidas, we take back all we’ve ever pronounced about the resin and piss-covered tube seats in London.
Please, for the adore of God, come and make some Central Line sneakers that come with a year’s free oyster.