Not everybody wants garage forecourt flowers or inexpensive underwear on V Day.
In fact, many of us would be happy with a decent dish and someone charity to brush the hair (imagine the kind of God who’d offer to de-tangle your mane…).
But if we really had to have some thing concrete, these Nike specials would substantially be it.
Nike’s just launched the Women’s Nike Air Force 1 Low and the Blazer Low Valentine’s Day Pack.
Both kicks are white, with striped tounges, leather tonal top and little alphabet beads at the bottom of the laces.
And on the back, both underline striped half-broken hearts on the heel.
So some-more your sad-gal realism than cloying adore vibes.
While both are stocked in the Women’s section, they do go up to a men’s distance 10 – so they’re ideal for many couples.
Matching trainers are just about on the right side of the adorable-without-making-us-want-to-vom scale.