Lots of us like to dress up for Valentine’s Day.
It’s the ideal event to dash out on new lingerie, even if it won’t be worn for longer than 5 minutes.
Most brands bound on this trend with sexed up sets with red and black lace.
But ASOS has taken Valentine’s slip to the next level.
The conform tradesman has just started selling a satin heart bra and swimsuit set.
It’s fundamentally a red satin bra and thong, which cover all you don’t wish on show (at least, not at first) with a hulk satin heart.
The set hasn’t been good received.
Twitter user Hannah Vickers shared a photo of the slip – which as a set costs £24 – to Twitter, and she doesn’t utterly know what to make of it.
When you’re like ‘Oh we do adore all the lovable heart bras and things the shops bring out this time of year’ and then ASOS come up with this 🤨😳 we mean… sure… 🤣 pic.twitter.com/W0APT5UVGQ
— Hannah Vickers (@hannahvickers) Jan 27, 2018
And men, if you suspicion you’d got off scot-free, you were wrong. Because ASOS has also started selling some underwear just for you.
Behold, the Valentine’s swimsuit in pug print:
And the Valentine’s jock tag in red glitter:
Both of these pants are now on sale (we can see why, ASOS need to get absolved of them ASAP), for £3.50.
This isn’t the first time ASOS has got it totally wrong. We’ve formerly seen them offer us a few conform blunders, including the jeans over jeans, the choker belt, and some jeans which show your pants off. These aren’t suitable for cold weather, FYI.
You’d consider that by now ASOS would have realised they need to stop formulating looks literally nobody asked for.
But hey, we’ve got to give it to them for their efforts – they’re positively impulse to never give up.