ASOS has finished many bizarre and smashing things to the universe of fashion.
And now, they’ve taken the classic, cold person piece to new heights. By adding a f***ing large stormy sash. Sure.
ASOS’s latest ‘seriously, guys?’ item, as first beheld by Racked, is the ‘ASOS T-shirt with cleared rope imitation and farfetched ruffle’.
This is a rope T-shirt – not a genuine band, to be transparent – with a jazzy lilac scatter wrapped opposite the body.
Why? We honestly have no idea.
Why would someone wish to wear a T-shirt celebrating a rope that doesn’t exist? Why would they then wish to cover up that feign rope with a ruffle?
Why would someone compensate £25 to do so?
The only judicious answer is that this is designed to be interconnected with clear knee mom jeans and the dinosaur tail, as a thespian greeting to minimalism.
Or: fashion. Fashion is the answer as prolonged as the doubt is ‘WHY?’.
This is the universe we now live in. A universe of extreme crop tops and scatter T-shirts.
The good news is that this ~look~ is simply recreated by slinging an old tutu over any rope tees you occur to have fibbing around.