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This app will stop you betimes ejaculating, so that’s nice

We’ve all been there (Image: Giphy) The way the universe is going, figure changeable lizards will be statute it by Christmas, so we reckon you should fist in as much sex as you can. Just in case. Why I’d rather be ghosted Now, everybody likes to make out they’re having flattering …

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Ryan The Tampon Guy finally admits it was all a ‘hoax’

(Picture: Ryan Williams) Remember Ryan ‘Tampon Guy’ Williams? 18 pics of dogs in leaves that will have you feeling autumnal AF He’s a 19-year-old photography tyro who thought that, unless women could ‘control their bladders’, they didn’t merit free tampons. He’s just told Metro.co.uk that the whole bladder-period-tampon-tax tale was a ‘hoax’. …

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15 reasons you should masturbate on your period

Go on, do it. (Picture: Dave Anderson/metro.co.uk) The thought of looking down and seeing your hands covered in blood competence not be the sexiest thing on the planet. But if that alone is putting you off masturbating while you’re on your period, that’s a genuine shame – since a duration …

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Wife withholds sex for 30 days after husband voted Trump

(Picture: Getty) Imagine if the person closest to you – your boyfriend, your girlfriend, your dog – had actually voted for Donald Trump progressing this week? Why I’d rather be ghosted Tensions would be high, and not of the passionate kind. One husband has figured this out the tough way as he …

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This sex fondle appearance calendar helps you count down to Christmas 2016 with anal beads, vibrators and cock rings

(Picture: Lovehoney) Screw your appearance calendars for Christmas 2016. No, really, you can. Because this year there’s a sex fondle appearance calendar on the market. Lovehoney is selling an appearance calendar that includes vibrators, cock rings, subjugation rigging and anal beads. The appearance calendar, called The Big Box Of Sexual Happiness, …

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